Things That Made Me Laugh

From Cakewrecks () with the caption “There is about to be some SERIOUS nerd rage going on in here.”


“The fact that they were both already soaking wet FROM THE OCEAN in no way detracted from the insult of being splashed on by a sibling.” –Motherhood in NYC

“Our research for this article has informed us of the existence of sauerkraut pie. Will you stop at nothing, Germany?” –Karl Smallwood

"Don't try to pass a 2,700 page bill—even they didn't read it! You and I didn't have time to read it. We're too busy trying to live—send our kids to school. That's why I am only going to allow small bills—three pages. You'll have time to read that one over the dinner table.” –Presidential Nominee Herman Cain

This picture with the caption, “The empty middle is where you taste irony and things that are so close you can taste them.”
-Karl Smallwood


“Obesity is still worse for your health than trying to ride a bear that is riding shark.” –cracked.com

“Let’s say you’re a governor of Illinois in a room with a former governor of Illinois on your right, and a former governor of Illinois on your left, chances are the room you’re in is jail.” –John Stewart on The Daily Show (6/28)