It turns out, cell phones don’t really like going for a swim. In fact, if your force yours to take one, it will decide that this is cause to turn off and refuse to ever turn on ever again. Then the cell phone store will charge you $104.46 for a new one. And the people will laugh at you to make sure you feel like a complete and total moron. Anyway…if you didn’t get my mass email asking you to give me your contact number again, please get back to me because the only numbers I had memorized were to Toom Toom Thai and In The Neighborhood Deli (my favorite places to eat).